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Emergency Undergrad Report or Why I Hate Eating Lunch in the Student Center

There were two troglodytes (freshmen boys) eating lunch at the table next to me today. Among other profound observations, one of them uttered the following two statements, sharing his staggering intellect with anyone within earshot:

"I'm just going to go put like 20 Nicotine patches on my stomach tonight. Ha. I don't even smoke, but that would be, like, drugs, right?"

"I wish there was a 'Clapper' that brought me girls."

In response to both of these comments, the other freshman merely emitted a stifled Butthead-type "huh huh," and continued staring at his pizza, apparently mystified.

posted by Bekah at 12:53 PM :: |