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I'm pretty sure my professors, in their diligence, have saved my previous correspondence, (Memo #1 and Memo #2), but as a 2L there are just a few things I'd like to add. Very brief things, of course. After all, I am a 2L.

Memo #3
To: Law Professors
From: Your Conscience (pesky, right?)
Re: Your Persistence in Emulating Satan

Dear Law Professors:

Hello. How are you? I hope you and your cohorts are having a pleasant and festive exam season, filled with maniacal laughter over exam-grading and exciting legal-trivia based drinking games. I would have hoped that you might have perused my memos from last Spring in an effort to refresh your memory about what it might take for you to refrain from being satanic, but it appears that you've been too busy. I've attached them here for you to review at your convenience. As I am in the middle of the wrath that you senselessly inflict at the end of every semester, I cannot add very much new information. It shouldn't be much of a problem for you though. All you do is recycle old lectures and exams anyway, so you should be pretty comfortable with my methods. Now go cackle over your 1L exams and let me have a beer.

posted by Bekah at 12:08 PM :: |

 
Still pushing that tomato up the hill. I'm almost at the top now, but it will fall back to the bottom around 12:00 p.m. today, and I'll have to get going again for tomorrow. For now, I'll leave you with this exchange:

Me: See, we'll go through this list of cases, one by one. Every time we get done with a new one, we'll go back over all of the ones we've already done, from the very beginning. That way, we'll remember everything.
E: Ok, that sounds neurotic...I'll do it.

Note: You may have reached some sort of law school exam preparation pinnacle if you have managed to double-tab an already-positioned index tab. As in, tabbing the tab. With a different colored tab, naturally. I will now retire to the nerdery with my calculator.

posted by Bekah at 7:53 AM :: |